Wednesday, September 5, 2012

i just wanna be a llama..

today has been quite the emotional roller coaster  
and it's not even 4 in the afternoon

it starts with my thoughts going sort of like this 

body: oh! guess what time of the month it is...!!
me: please, goodness no-
ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOO
brain: i quit. i quit. puppies and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my gosh salty snacks. i am furious.
me: please, guys, calm down--
face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME!! I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS BIH
brain: and now i'm ugly. jdsbpcjiadbcaeuwi.
torso: time to practice labor. CRAMP!!! go go go GO GOOOO!!!
me: STOP!! AHH FOR THE LOVE OF SUGAR AND SPICE AN EVERYTHING NICE!! please...whimper whimper...
stomach: hahaha you can't wear clothes anymore. you're bloated. like a cooooooooooooow. moo
me: i hate you all.
brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED!!!
face: i'm not done yet..MORE MOUNTAINS!
uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
brain: just you wait uterus, they're going to make you hold a baby like that for 9 straight months
torso: CONTRACT
me: i quit being a female. i wanna be a llama. a boy llama.
brain: me gusta..

after the inner turmoil, i went and got ready
see that nasty scar looking thing? that's a burn my friends.
from my straightener.
it's BLISTERING.
getting ready is dangerous. boys, the least you could do is tell a girl she looks pretty.
it makes all the burns worth it.
well, not really. but kinda.

because if there's something i learned this week it's
that you NEVER know who you're going to see around campus.
and lets face it girls, no matter who your ex is or whoever it is you kissed, 
when you see them you want their first thought to be "dang who is that..? oh my heck..is that (insert  name here)?? she's looking good...why did i ever let her go..?? i'll go talk to her"
then this is where we act all uninterested and hope that our hair looks like rock star hair. 
good thing i got ready yesterday!! loose curls, cut offs, simple grey tee and a fun sweatshirt with a pair of light blue toms i stole from my sister. 
kinda like oops, i'm cute..
at least that's what i was going for..i prolly looked more like "i rolled out of bed and these are last nights curls." 
BUT! the point is that this said boy came over and talked to me..and what did i do? 
play it off like it's nothing:)
because it was.
HECK YES!!

i am swamped with homework.
a paper in English 
a page of definitions 
a chapter for English 
a personal statement for clss 1000
a profesh email for clss 1000
a chapter for clss 1000
and 2 math chapters 
and a test tomorrow that i NEED to ace because i didn't turn in my homework quiz because i haven't done my homework yet..because i just got this in the mail


yay valorebooks.com
my lovely book was only twenty five bucks. cheapest book this semester:) 

hello long night a head..

oh, p.s. my mom is working late and my microwave is broken...if anyone wants to bring me dinner
i will forever love you
and make you brownies.
maybe.

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